Christmas is just 3 days away!
Our dear SIR Junior was recently knighted by King Chocoman (who just went missing – we suspect he’s teleported himself to Europe for an early Christmas celebration to avoid SIR Junior after he started on doggie choco drops)
SIR J’s fellow comrade, SIR Paul McCartney also gave Junior a song to celebrate his recent knighting.
“Hey Juuu, don’t be afraid,
You were made to walk just like Smeagol…”
Here’s our royal pooch looking really sharp after his most recent grooming session!
Sir JUNIOR the fart CLICK
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BLESSED CHRISTMAS EVERYONE! :)
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